11/14/07 Sheri in chocolate

me: im in the rocky mountains
Utah: wow
me: no it sucks
i have no money
1:33 PM i am staying at this 5 star hotel
for free
Utah: drink some fucking coors, it will suck more
me: to model
for some artist
i am being painted in choclate
done it once
tonight is the last night
Utah: wow
me: i cant ski
i cant ride horses
Utah: skiiing si FUN
snowboard
is there snow there
me: theres no snow
1:34 PM its this weird in between time
the summer activities shut down
and the winter ones havent started
the only thing to do is hike
which i did already
but i got scared
this place is really fancy though
a burger
is like $30
1:35 PM Utah: where are you
me: the fairmont jasper park lodge
1:36 PM Utah: is it kinda empty
me: no
they have this marketing thing right now
Utah: is it like the shining
me: which is why im here
no but its very fancy
Utah: ski area
?
me: its closed
1:37 PM Utah: i bet there are burly mountain boys repairing it
me: this is me
http://www.christmasinnovember.com/
"creative and expressive crafts."
its a food and craft show
1:38 PM for rich boring housewives
and im a model
Utah: ha ha ha
so are you naked coated in chocolate
me: yes
Utah: do the hosewifes lick it off?
me:
no they make stupid jokes about it
1:41 PM adn the artist buys me one meal a day
but I had to go to the newstand
and buy a bunch of mr noodles cup a soup
Utah: :(
good bathroom?
lots of towels... i love hotels
1:42 PM me: YES
thats the best opart
and the pool
is outdoors
Utah: they can be kinda lonely
me: moutnain view
Utah: free wifi?
me: but heated
it is
im at the business center
free everything
Utah: OOHHHH
me: free printing
Utah: wow
me: free notepads
tape
pens
you would love it
Utah: man, that's like heaven
we could make paper airplanes
1:43 PM me: i tried to bond with the staff
but they think im the silly body paint model chick
Utah: you need to find the mountain peolpe
1:44 PM me: dude
this is an expensive hotel
there are no moutnain people around
1:46 PM Utah: they work nearby
1:47 PM me: im not as in touch with hippies as you
Utah: shut your trap canadian
me: hahahha
Utah: you guys invented hippies
1:49 PM Utah: so he dresses you up and paints you in chocolate and ties a bow on you and you stand on a table?
me: yes and he's gay so it's not pervy
there s a male mdoel
hes gay too
they're account managers in real life
Utah: and even being gay that's the best he could come up with
i would have made you a raindeer. or a gingerbread woman
me: im surrounded by these choclate fountains while it happens
they're sort of amazing
1:51 PM Utah: they are sort of 19.99.. isnt there an infomercial for chocolate fountains
me: I don't know these are nice. ANYWAY
did I tell you about this Viva radio thing?
1:53 PM Utah: yeah you told me about viva radio 7 times
im more interested in the chocolate

Selections:
Keep on Chooglin - CCR
New Day Demo - Japan Seoul
Room Service - Kiss
Star Position - White Hassle
Slip Away - Clarence Carter
Slice Me Nice - Fancy
Just Come On Home - Frank Frost & The Nighthawks
Rose Cottage - The Doctors Children
Drip Drop - Dion
Out Of Time - Chris Farlowe
Rub, Suck & Tug - Henri Faberge & The Adorables
Black Coffee in Bed - Squeeze